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one of these days I'm going to hunt down each spam liker who reblogs fuck all
#why are you on tumblr bestie#bestie the only good thing tumblr has going for it is reblogs#bestie why aren't you supporting creators#please bestie#꒰ ♱ ꒱ — infinite deal of nothing
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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epic wife moment
#I SCHEDULED THIS AT 11 AM INSTEAD OF PM GOD#that’s why you may be seeing this twice sorry I like my schedules#anyway she’s got the whole galaxy in her skirt and bestie I’m a deep space explorer#I mean what#traditional art#artists on tumblr#lgbtq#queer art#sapphic#sapphic art#starry eyed
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I will always immediately lose respect for any queer person playing the "we have it worse" olympics against another queer person.
#like...#👀#Bestie#none of us have it good#why are we not just defending each other against the SHARED atrocities#none of this is very intersectional of any of you#the hatred of trans women is the hatred of trans men is the hatred od bisexual men is the hatred of gender non-conformity#is the hatred of lesbians#is the hatred of pansexual women#is the hatred of black gay men#is the hatred of non-binary people is the hatred of intersex individuals#is the hatred of literally anything that is not straight white catholic post-marital breeding#ignoring or trying to talk over someone else's struggles is just genuinely the dumbest thing you can do#learn how to lift everyone up#obviously except for anyone who hates trans people#they're excluded from the club#reblogs turned off because I don't want notes#tumblr is my personal diary#I don't want attention 🤙
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August and Peter figuring out the whole ~siblings~ thing. From the October Daye series, specifically the Patreon story, "In Safety Rest".
#seanan mcguire#october daye#august torquill#peter lorden#fanart#sometimes you're like i just want to draw out how this wheelchair would work#and you promise yourself there won't even be a background#and then suddenly it's like why am i drawing all this weird coral#what color is anything#what is perspective??#anyway enjoy! i'm exhausted#seanan was like what if we could be in the undersea all the time and i was there!! with bells on!!#friendship ended w/ kingdom of the mists#duchy of ships and saltmist are my besties now#also didn't consider that drawing a full mermaid situation means i have to go horizontal which...not the best for tumblr!
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Valentino Rossi & Marc Márquez
[ happy (belated) 9 year anniversary to sepang 2015 aka the one weekend everything went wrong, everything changed and that still haunts motogp to this day <3 ]
history of man by maisie peters
#soo we were talkinh about possible rosquez narratives in sepang i heard?? *insert that bear picture* bonjour 😏#*technically* the anniversary was last weekend already on oct 25th…but the sepang weekend is now and the edit wasn‘t resdy sooo#:)))#‚i‘m sure there was heartbreak in the world of motogp‘��‘so valentino blamed marc‘….‘valentino started the war yet valentino hates marc‘….#yeah….yeahh#also vale‘s evil spirit entered ae and fucked with the audio and now the one part sounds like ‚his program is to make me lose..‘#which is basically what he said anyway but now the text is all fucked up!!!#get out of my computer evil vale spirit!!!!#also. if the texts don‘t exactly line up and you see any glitches. look past it bestie. please. i went through PAIN to render this#and tumblr fucked the quality left and right and center…why. why. 🤠#what if i just—☠️#anywhoooooo#btw. is is. is it normal to still get brainworms about them. just. asking for a friend. because. maybe that friend hears a song sooometimes#and is thinking is like ohmygod that‘s rosquez#and then she has the urge to make an edit on her fuckass old laptop with a crackef after effects that doesn‘t play audios n lags like crazy#and she will HATE the edit but then think fuck it we ball and hits post with zero regards for the people who will have to the see it#no yeah i should talk to her yeah i agree mhm#motogp#marc marquez#valentino rossi#rosquez#rosquez edit#s.edits
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before the break-up
#throws angst at you- refuses to elaborate- runs away#dont worry the breakup was mutual and theyre besties now and totally not in denial about their feelings for each other#ticcijack#creepypasta#ticci toby#eyeless jack#angst#toby rogers#toby rogers fanart#ticci toby fanart#eyeless jack fanart#jack nyras#jack nyras fanart#dont ask me why jack keeps changing sizes im SENSITIVE#i still cant draw non-scrawny men LMFAO#ticcijack angst#comic#creepypasta fanart#creepypasta comic#artists on tumblr
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i just had somebody rb a toxic yuri meme i made that had ginger/brigitte and they included in the tags something like “idk why ginger and brigitte are here they’re sisters” and i’m just like 😭😭 i’m just not gonna say anything
….this movie literally invented toxic yuri tho?
#Ginger snaps#ginger x Brigitte#movie tag#asks#mutuals#so bizarre & funny to me that there is a perplexing subset of people on tumblr#who seem familiar with the movie ginger snaps & seem to like it even#yet refuse to engage with or even acknowledge the actual themes of the movie#I was soooo confused when I came to the tags & saw stuff like shippers dni lol#like….. why if that’s your imperative would you not just….. engage with any other movie?#Also about the person you saw like. Bestie what do u think the toxic in toxic yuri is all about ?#It’s not healthy well balanced yuri
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WAIT HOLD ON!! ALRIGHT BOYS HERE’S THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:
#I for one am Private biased just like Skipper Kowalski and Rico <3#Also if you get why the flower is on Skipper’s bestie good job~#Polls#Tumblr Polls#Skipper#Kowalski#Rico#Private#The Penguins of Madagascar#Ani Rambles
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No.1 reason why I hate this fucking fandom
#im joking but also not really#and yes ik its Pinterest and thats not the greatest place for 'diversity'#but even on Tumblr there isnt that many posts about SPECIFICALLY the isle elder. and i make most of them#'why do you post so much about the isle elder?' because of this bestie#sky cotl#skyblr#sky children of the light#sky: cotl#sky elders#that sky game#isle elder
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i think this was funnier in my head.
#puppy draws#yo-kai watch#katie forester#jibanyan#whisper#whisper ykw#usapyon#hailey anne thomas#as a diagnosed autistic person i can confirm that the autism evaluation results#just being a picture of the autism creature with text saying you have the tism is accurate#i don't even remember how this idea came to me i think i was just overly tired this morning and then this happened#also ignore the fact that i refuse to accept nate as being canon protagonist katie is like way better sorry besties <3#that's like 80% a joke. every main yo-kai watch character is my blorbo and nate is included in that#i just also prefer katie. playing 3 and rewatching the anime + reading the manga did endear me to nate more though#i like how he's average but also totally bisexual. no i will not elaborate#why do my tags always get so derailed. uhhhh back to autism. hailey is so fucking autistic ngl#there's like at least five different instances in 3 of her just completely failing to read the room#she's totally hyperfixated on sailor cuties and next harmeowny#she has adhd vibes too i think but. the tism is very strong#i can't decide my favorite part of this between the “yippee!! you have the tism” image and jibanyan asking what autism is#he doesn't know because he has autism by default through being a cat he didn't need a diagnosis#i feel like all of them are autistic tbh but that's probably just me projecting. i totally gave katie autism in the rewrite though#i wasn't even trying to i just don't know what neurotypicals are like because i got that autistic rizz. and adhd rizz. mostly the adhd#i am definitely also autistic but i think my adhd effects me a lot more in day-to-day life#since i usually just interact with my moms who know i'm autistic and are also both neurodivergent#and people online. most of who are autistic because it's mostly on tumblr and this is the autism website#yo-kai watch more like yo-gay watchtism amirite-#oh also very amused by hailey just poofing into existence in the second picture. as you do
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New character incoming, babes
Some concept sketches and portraits of my new Echo Knight Anastasia and an npc
#nuclearbleuart#artists on tumblr#dungeons and dragons#dnd character#dnd5e#dnd fighter#baby if you're so tired why you look so pretty?#Tiamat is my new bestie
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@ people who complain about getting notifications for posts they didnt make, im sorry to tell you that its not a glitch or tumblr in general being an awful website again, its something you did
you clicked this by accident. click it again to unfollow
#text#i see this all the time and its like........ besties#do people genuinely not know this is a feature of the website#thats why youre getting those 'commented on' notifs#its not that tumblr thinks youre op its that you followed the post#its fine. its easy to fix. youre not glitched and youre not stuck with it forever#ive done it before its FINE calm down
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not to talk about dune on main but like. lisan al-gaib became an instant meme in the theater i was at. like great acting amazing music (thank you hans zimmer you're a real one) phenomenal photography and setting and fight choreography
but stilgar's LISAN AL-GAIB in every circumstance possible was so funny it made the whole theater erupt into laughter directly after the fight with feyd-rautha which is supposed to be like. poignant ig and powerful and an overall vibe
y'all hit the wrong vibe besties 😭😭
#dune#dune two#dune 2#dune part 2#dune part two#sawry besties it was a riot#unironically the movie was kinda fire though#my mum was clapping and cheering#so wild#father didn't even fall asleep this time#that's a real compliment#i love you zendaya#i love you florence pugh#timmy did great i gotta say#why do i see him as a child he's a whole guy#i think it's the french in him#also my mum was like#what are thanos and drax doing here#she has not watched the first dune#or read anything abt it#a true icon#no i didn't leave out austin butler#my mum just made a comment abt him being some sort of evil model and i–#why is she so funny#TO TUMBLR USER CAFFEINEECOLD#thank you for telling me his name i was so not looking forward to going through the book again#searching it up didn't even compute it is very late and my brain defaults to bbc merlin's look in a book doctrine#i'm sorry i took the s/o out of the actual post but my mum said it didn't make sense and i should put it in the tags#either way you're amazing thank you
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Today's thing I'm turning over in my brain: resisting the urge to go "this person whose insights I respect does this thing x way so if I do it y way I'm Wrong and Bad" because like. That's not true? At all? Obviously there are limits but the limit is, like, being a folkist, not conceptualizing incredibly individual aspects of worship in slightly different ways.
Offerings, for example. I tend to offer steam in place of burning offerings for meals because I don't have a good way to burn food at the moment and it feels wasteful. If applicable, I'll also set aside what seems to be the best portion and eat it last in recognition of the offering. This is because I:
1) have makeshift altar spaces atm that don't leave much space for more involved meal offerings
2) conceptualize food offerings to ouranic deities as something you share in thanks (even w/ libations, you drink what you don't pour out). Offering the steam (analogous to smoke imo) and eating the meal/drinking the beverage is in that category to me. It's also a way to actively remember the gods, because I'm consciously leaving a portion for last, have dedicated something I can physically see, etc.
3) live in a house that bugs get into easily and have no intention of drawing the little fuckers towards my room or altar spaces b/c I left too much food out for too long. This is also why I eat unwrapped food offerings after a certain point (usually the end of the day) on top of wanting to avoid waste.
On top of that, any sort of prayer or offering takes effort because everything takes conscious effort for me. Regardless of whether it's a food or meal offering, or a libation, or a devotional/dedicatory activity, I'm not only managing to actively remember it and the gods but am also taking the requisite time and energy to complete it.
Engaging with the Hellenic community has really helped me stretch my "doing things differently is okay" muscles which has been nice. Call that character development lol
#this is also why i'll tell people 'hey it's okay if xyz dont work for you figure out what does'#b/c it's something *I* struggle with and dont often see people explicitly say. it seems to be a mostly unspoken caveat#trying to remember to take the *concepts* and adapt it to my own circumstances b/c besties i do *not* have the energy for all of that#shit i dont consistently truly have the energy to work & keep myself fed. im constantly running on a deficit AND im new to this#it's okay if my practice looks different from someone who#*who's been doing this for years#also im not. like. vaguing anyone or being passive aggressive here. it#(it being offerings) is just a topic that popped up recently that ive been chewing on since#coriander says#helpol#hellenic pagan#hellenic polytheism#hellenic community#pagans of tumblr#offerings
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Ditches and Spiders
God, his forearms ITCHED. Ugh – they sang a horrible siren song, to which the only answer was the raking of claws, the bloody contact of skin and nails. Or whatever. He clenched his fists, twisting them, rolling his wrists, and watching the taut, lean, yet somewhat gaunt muscle flexing under his scarred skin. Calixte hated the scars so, so much. They weren’t ugly, contorting, or shredding, and they weren’t spirals of thorns or carved spines. They were “beautiful”, twisting, mending – spirals of petals and curving stems. Calixte always hated the mix of lily flowers curling up his arms in a monotone white of scar tissue. They made him sick. His entire lunch – half of a white chocolate granola bar – tickled the very top of his throat, acidically ghosting over the roof of his mouth. He ought to practice Magic again.
He applied the Sepal Balsam. Almost half the container coated his forearms thickly, massively surmounting the blood below it. Was that... wait... quadruple- no, pentuple the recommended dose? Perhaps that was why he could feel his pain fade into such intense numbness so quickly that in mere seconds he could not feel his forearms at all – and could, in real-time, watch the open wounds, cuts, gashes, and lacerations riddling his forearms and climbing up his bicep close, and twist at themselves, forming sickeningly intricate floral shapes, layering onto those already there. What a disgusting toll he has to pay, really. And, sure, he could always not push himself so much or just wait for himself to heal, but how would he get better, then? The best around don’t just rest. No pain, no gain, after all! He just has to push himself a little harder, surely...!
The gloves contracted around his arms. They squeezed and cried at the Magic pouring into them, pushing and lashing at his flesh. The gloves wrung his arms, and blood dripped out from their hems at his biceps. All for... him.
The bouquet strained in his arms. The paper tore open at the pressure pushed into it, flowers spilling around his flesh. Ditch and spider lilies both wrapped around his forearms, slipping from his embrace one by one. All from... him.
“Are you proud, dad?”
#daddy issues#and self-destructive tendencies#of course#my bestie once told me that this OC seemed a lot like my type#but they're actually the closest to a self-insert out of any of them#what does that say about me actually#am I my own type#narcissus who?#anyway uh#fantasy drugs#these are (one of) the drugs made from raw Hexstarved flesh and blood. and are very illegal!#anyway!#those flowers don't have an intense emotional siginificance to me no why would you think that#anyway I wrote this up in like an hour in total#so it's not too good#but I'm pretty proud of it#got out of my writing slump with a real bang#two pieces back to back ehehe#writing#writers on tumblr#fiction#prose#creative fiction#creative writing#fantasy#urban fantasy#fantasy fiction#trauma#calixte my sweet little child#signed; fa
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